I really don't care who's gonna win....okay, I DO care, I'll admit.
But will I ever watch the presentation? No. I didn't even watch it when Josh Heupel was in the running.
(And Josh Heupel looks like a total (excuse my language) asshat today. He may not be an asshat, but he sure does look like one. I can't stand his face.)
But, if you really need to watch something tonight, I have some options for you:
ISS Mission Coverage, The NASA Channel, 10 CST
Watch that satellite move around the globe! Watch technicians at Mission Control eat donuts!
2007 Powerade Jam Fest, ESPN 2, 7 CST
Watch High-School students play basketball! Then, have the ESPN Z-List reporters ask the school Administrators why that High School has that highest drop out rate in the country, and why none of the players know where Denmark is!
Womens' College Volleyball, ESPN U, 8 CST
Okay, you out there who DO watch this know why you will watch this.
Texas at Rice, College Sports Television, 7 CST
Watch as how none of the players on Rice are Asian!
1998 Boxing: Zab Judah v.s Mickey Ward in Miami, ESPN Classic, 7 CST
Just tape the faces of two famous people on your television screen, and it's Celebrity Boxing!
Playbook AFC, NFL Network, 7 CST
So much football analysis your brain hurts!
NBATV GameNight, NBATV, 7 CST
Watch Andre Aldridge (I think he's related to David Aldridge) and Fred Carter (Pround member of the losingest team ever in the NBA) analyze the exciting Jazz vs. Mavericks matchup!
Or......play some chess.
(Note: All Opinions expressed in this article are solely the opinions of Zorgon and do not reflect the opinions of Okluschen in any way, shape, or form. I'm pretty sure he likes the Heisman.)